Suburban Death Cult are pround to announce their signing by the finest record label in the land - Nightsoil - who are based in the third cubicle from the left, round the back of McDonalds at the Watford Gap service station. Nightsoil have done more for the global goth scene than anyone else in history; they are so great that Sexbat World Enterprises has decided to let them use all the corporate trademarks, and copyright material they want - without even asking - that's how great we think they are. Trebor Zombie, MD of Nightsoil, and the inventor of gothic music added "I'm delighted to have signed Suburban Death Cult, their unique musical contribution to the gothic genre. It's a great pleasure for me to be able to steal their logos and market them in my own way for my own profit without any thought for the intellectual property rights of others who have given their time freely. I can sleep at night." Fans of Suburban Death Cult will be pleased to know that their forthcoming mini-album, entitled "Hitching out of Nottingham", will contain their popular cover version of "Ghost Man" (originally performed by "Every New Dead Trev"). T O P M U M H E A D Hear it in RealAudio! Top Mum Head Sexbat World Enterprises