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TAKE A BITE

"We Poets in our youth begin in gladness;
But thereof in the end comes despondency and madness"

And so Take a Bite makes it as far as issue four.....

It's been over a year since I last wrote to you all - a strange year all in all, in which we have seen the new-romantic revival come and go, the sudden appearance of the Spice Girls, and the return of the smurfs.

In the greatest traditions of this sort of magazine, I am, of course, writing it just days before we go to press, and have indeed organised a last minute interview on the official day of publication. However, you have in your hands the fourth edition of the net.goth handbook which contains everything you need[1] to join the other 50,000 or so readers of TaB in a global family which means, amongst other things, that you will rarely be without somewhere to crash in foreign countries, and your caffeine consumption will go up by 200%.

We have such fun panicking at the last minute every year to bring you Take a Bite, and this year was no exception; so I hope you have as much fun reading it as we did getting smashed on cheap sherry.

/\../\ 
Sexbat 
(editor from hell)

[1] Except, of course, Tab 1,2 and 3!

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